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Hi, I Probably Hate You

Apr 24 '14

Trying apple cider vinegar as skin toner

My face smells like Bigfoot’s butt hole after projectile pooping botulism and marathon runner’s feet

Apr 24 '14

(Source: enchantedcherry)

Apr 23 '14
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Apr 23 '14
"Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”"

(Source: backshelfpoet)

Apr 23 '14

(Source: moss-lord)

Apr 23 '14

Small squeal

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Wolfgang Puck’s right hand man and former executive chef told me I have an excellent palate and impressive grasp on how food is supposed to taste. Not bad for someone who eats instant ramen 4 days a week @_@

Apr 22 '14

(Source: gelaanyway)

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Apr 21 '14

(Source: herekitty)